Quick Hits
Quick to read. Hard to forget.
Snake Stanza
There was an old snake down the road;
He ate rats, and occasionally, toads.
A wound to the side!
The old land-eel died.
Should’ve been in skin-saver mode.
Absolutamente.
¿Es un buen perro?
A stretch.
“Hello, and welcome to Wednesday Yoga! My name is Bella. We begin, as always, with downward dog.”
Avoidance.
So there we were, Bella and I, not talking about the elephant in the room.
Most interesting.
“I don’t always smoke cigars, but when I do, they are made of rawhide.”
Connoisseur.
“I detect definite woodsy notes.”
Disappointment.
“Well. There’s no ice cream here. None at all.”
Dark.
For Jack, every Friday is Black Friday.
Ain’t misbehaving.
Holiday tradition.
Boney James with his version of “elf on a shelf.” Misbehavior results in a terrifying surprise visit from James for an attitude adjustment.
Pit stop.
Just filling up the handbasket.
I don’t know if there will be snow.
Protest.
The injustice of it all.
They want the door open, but it must remain closed until this evening. Since neither can reach the doorknob, they must rely on the saddest little faces they can muster and long, meaningful looks at the door.
Hippie Holidays!
Relaxing paws.
“Do you have any calendars?”