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Grab attention. Turn it into action.
view distillation for Jane Smith, life counselor
Paradox Path.
-deliberately practicing mindfulness, we come to trust intuition
-carefully planning, we nurture spontaneity
-abandoning our defenses, we heal
-focusing outward, we discover our best selves
My honor is to share the path to deepest truth. Although it is an individual journey, we embark together. The gifts discovered will resonate with each in a unique way–yet they belong to all.
Sun block.
Shade trees at a shadow of their former price.
20% off–not too shabby for shady oaks, maples, elms and other summer heat-beaters. These are the trees for which hammocks hanker. They also get the swing vote! Swing on by Southwest Landscape’s TreeForAll Festival and pick out your perfect leafy dream.
Southwest Landscape TreeForAll Festival
TreeForAll.
Evergreens for a little green.
Think pine, fir, spruce, cedar–and for 20% off during Southwest Landscape’s TreeForAll Festival. Jumping Juniper! Just remember–20% savings mean extra jingle for you. And an evergreen means you won’t be spending the extra on a rake.
Southwest Landscape TreeForAll Festival
Purely ornamental.
More show, less dough.
Ornamental trees add that extra pop of pizazz! And at Southwest Landscape’s TreeForAll Festival, they’re all 20% off. Redbuds, magnolias, vitex, and everyone’s favorite, Japanese maples. Stop in for these showstoppers while they’re on sale!
Southwest Landscape TreeForAll Festival
Itsy Bitsy.
Wanna rock a bikini that’s teenie weenie? Snack on BRAMi beans lupini.
With zero net carbs and only 60 calories per 30-bean serving, BRAMi’s lupini beans are probably the real magic beans–at least when it comes to weight management. They fuel you without fattening you because they pack more protein than any other plant source on earth.
BRAMi lupini beans. The truly super superfood.
There goes Tokyo.
Sonicare gives you movie star teeth. Without the monster price tag.
Begin brushing with Sonicare, and by day three, you can flash a set of choppers that gleam with measurably fewer stains. 62,000 brush movements per minute remove ten times more plaque than the old black and white manual toothbrush.
Sonicare toothbrushes start at under $40–isn’t that about the price of a date to the movies?
Sonicare. You do the biting, we’ll do the cleaning.
A modest proposal.
I want to marry you.
Tell me when and where, and what to wear.
Pick a time and I’ll be there.
Relaxed ceremony or formally regal–
My signature’s what makes it legal.
Pastor Charles B. Duke
pastorcbduke@yahoo.com, 817.821.6476
I do “I do’s.”
Bleachy keen.
Nothing shows it off like Clorox.
Catch me if you can.
__Will I drop my phone?
__How many times will I drop my phone–today?
The Kyocera Brigadier achieves Military Standard 810G protection against shock and vibration. Also meets the same military specs for defense against dust, water, temperature extremes, and solar radiation. Super heroes, your phone is calling.
Kyocera Brigadier. No case needed.
When gravity surges.
__Occasionally my carrier will drop a call.
__I drop calls all the time. On the pavement.
The Kyocera Brigadier’s touchscreen shakes off the shocks gravity can deliver–only diamonds are harder than its proprietary Sapphire Shield display.
Kyocera Brigadier. No case needed.
Scuba cell.
__I live in the Gobi desert and my phone will not get wet.
__Sometimes the only dry thing is my sense of humor.
Onto every phone, some rain must fall. Not only is the Kyocera Brigadier rainproof, it’s waterproof to a depth of 6 feet for 30 minutes.
Kyocera Brigadier. No case needed.
Picnic Crashers.
Got ants? Get Amdro.
Fire ants–not the hot guests you were hoping for! A sprinkle of Amdro this evening, and the only ankle-biters at your picnic tomorrow will be the toddlers in the group.
Electricity and beer.
Why pay for the foam if you’re only drinking the beer?
Right now, up to 20% of the electric power your business draws–and pays for–is not used. It is, in fact, unusable. Adirondack Energy’s technology adjusts your incoming power flow so that you’re only getting what your operation needs.
Our clients chop their electric bills by an average of 18%. Every day, every month, every year. ROI is usually achieved within 15 months.
So how does it work? Adirondack engineers analyze your facility and install our patented system in a custom solution that prevents your infrastructure from drawing more energy than it can actually use. Your savings are sustainable–and substantial.
In addition, mechanical fatigue on your machinery is reduced. Benefits begin the instant you install.
Learn more at our website or contact our sales manager directly to begin boosting your profits today.
Adirondack Energy. Stop paying for what you’re not using.
DIY Emojis
Just for you.
I’m pretty sure you’re not legally married nowadays without a save the date card. Let’s make one that sets you apart from the couple crowd! Change of address notices can be more than just the facts, Jack; and it’s not a graduation requirement to have exactly the same announcement as everyone else in the class of 2019. And hey baby–how about sending out an aww-inducing “introducing the new buckaroo” card?